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Williams Center Theatre, 1 Williams Plaza, Rutherford, NJ. Tickets

Halyards, 406 3rd Ave., Brooklyn, NY

Cherry Tree Bar, 65 4th Ave., Park Slope, Brooklyn. 

Halyards, 406 3rd Ave., Gowanus, Brooklyn, NY

Boxers, 1664 3rd Ave. (at 93rd St.), NYC

Q.E.D., 2716 23rd Ave., Astoria, Queens, NY

Fawkner, 191 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY

375 Fore St., Portland, ME

Island Dog Brewing, 125 John Roberts Rd., South Portland, ME

The Producers Club, 358 W 44th St, New York, NY. 

Halyards, 406 3rd Ave., Brooklyn, NY

Mad Tropical, 236 Troutman St., Brooklyn, NY

Stand Up New York, 236 West 78th Street, NYC. Get tickets.

Empire Live, 575 Congress St., Portland, ME

Bravi Raggazi, 570 Putnam Ave., Brooklyn, NY

Pacific Standard, 82 4th Ave., Brooklyn, NY

130 Mill St., Lewiston, ME

45 Huntress Ave., South Portland, ME

Blue, 650 Congress St., Portland, ME. 

The Duplex, 61 Christopher St., NY, NY. $15 Adv / $20 Door + 2 drink minimum. http://queernucopia.com/

Greenwich Village Comedy Club, 99 Macdougal St., Manhattan, NY

The Fulton Grand, 1011 Fulton St., Brooklyn

Freddy's Bar, 627 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY. FREE

Prohibition, 503 Columbus Ave., NYC. $10 + 2 item minimum. 

Work Heights, 650 Franklin Ave., Brooklyn

34 Court St., Auburn, ME. $12

Lincoln's, Market Street, Portland, ME.